p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

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Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

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I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

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infectious-lovebites:

ramennewdleslove:

pyosmom:

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

Isn’t that called brainwashing

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

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zintersoldier:

anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

(via a-loveexo)

geekishbooks:

thesonofneptune:

hope-and-haldol:

solarcat:

tfautobotsrollout:

ride-thewave:

she-a-mystic:

gothicincarnate:

sortableroseanimations:

sortableroseanimations:

whitewolfpharaoh:

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

I would like and could use a small miracle

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I need a miracle

I would love a miracle

I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.

Last time I reblogged this, I got my future service dog!

I reblogged this and JUST WON MOVIE TICKETS OMG WHAT

I could use one rn. The universe knows which miracles I’m talking about.

(via a-loveexo)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(via kaosafro)

the-one-true-nugget:

bryguy142:

just-shower-thoughts:

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

I laughed too hard at this and I hate you for it

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unclefather:

reblog and this could happen to you. crazy but true

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flickerman:

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

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